Requirements for me to fall in love with you:

• like Harry Potter
• be witty
• please like Harry Potter
• like puns
• you don’t have to if you like Harry Potter
• love him

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

• smile constantly
• laugh often
• avoid serious conversations
• be enthusiastic for everything
• avoid conflicts
• don’t be too serious

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: teruprince)

thebaronofthebells:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

westernkanye:

it’s so rude when babies just babble and shit
speak english when you’re talking to me punk

charlamagnethagod:

I asked myself out and I said no

(Source: sidnugget)